WEEEEAHHH
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ALL BORDER COLLIE OWNERS ARE ADICTED TO COFFEE ?
YES THEYRE CRAZY PEOPLE
(wrong answers:
NEVER,
ONLY TO COPE WITH JAYDON,
WHY?,
COFFEE? I NEVER!)
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JESUS IS GOD?
100%
(wrong answers:
ONLY ACCORDING TO BAPTISTS,
NOT IF YOU'RE GLENNA,
WHOS JESUS?)
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IS GLENNA A MORON?
YES! GET HER NAME OUTTA MY FACER!
(wrong answers:
SHES A NICE OL' SOUL,
SHE'D NOT HARM A FLY,
SHES A GREAT CHRISTIAN LADY)
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OSAMA IS A TERRORIST?
YEAH
(wrong answers:
NO HES THE POPE,
HES YOUR 45TH COUSIN,
NEVER! HES AN ANGEL)
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I AM FAT!?
NO!
(wrong answers:
YES!,
ONLY ON FRIDAY,
WHOS ASKING?)
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What happens if you press the elevator button 40 times?
NOTHING
(wrong answers:
B) Your finger falls off,
YOU GET LEG SPAZEMS,
YOU SUMMON THE FBI)
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EMUR BREAKS ARE PAINFUL
YES
(wrong answers:
ONLY IF YOURE A WUSS,
IF YOUR'E A BUCKLEY, SURE,
PAIN? WHATS THAT?)