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Question or Hint Answer or Word
  1. What is my favorite snack? Goldfish (wrong answers: Doritos, Lemons, Cheez-Its, Pretzels)
  2. What year did "My Bestest Friend In The Whole Wide World" flip my mother's car, with myself and several of our friends as passengers? 2009 (wrong answers: 2008, 2010, 2011, Allan Never Flipped My Car)
  3. Per Question 2, Whose Fault Was The Car Flip? (If it occurred?) Russell, He Knew the Rules about "Shotgun" (wrong answers: Andy, he should have known better., Allan, He flipped the goddamn fucking car.., Myself for letting him fucking drive it in the first place, Allan Never Flipped My Car)
  4. Why did I quit World of Warcraft (the final time)? All Answers Are Applicable (wrong answers: Burnout from Randoms, General Anxiety Disorder, I played the worst DPS class at the time, both specs, The expansion was SHIT)
  5. Why don't I put physical or riddle-based puzzles in my DND games anymore? None of my existing or past friends have any GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PATIENCE SO I JUST ABOUT LOST MINE WITH IT AFTER JUSTIN SOLVED MY PUZZLE WHILE I WAS EXPLAINING IT, OR SOMEONE ELSE SHOUTED OUT THE EXACT ANSWER AND I JUST ABOUT GAVE THE FUCK UP ON LIFE= (wrong answers: Wastes too much time, Too simplistic, Allan asks for "his turn", Allan asks "Did we level" five minutes into the game.)
  6. Per Question 2, were it to have happened, on what day/evening was the car "flipped"? My Mother's Birthday (wrong answers: My Father's Birthday, My Parent's Anniversary, 9/11, My Birthday, Cuz fuck me amirite?, Halloween)
  7. Which of the follow breeds of dog have I NOT owned? German Shepherd (wrong answers: Australian Shepherd, Yorkshire Terrier, Chow Chow, Wheaten mix)

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