Know Your DM?
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What is my favorite snack?
Goldfish
(wrong answers:
Doritos,
Lemons,
Cheez-Its,
Pretzels)
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What year did "My Bestest Friend In The Whole Wide World" flip my mother's car, with myself and several of our friends as passengers?
2009
(wrong answers:
2008,
2010,
2011,
Allan Never Flipped My Car)
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Per Question 2, Whose Fault Was The Car Flip? (If it occurred?)
Russell, He Knew the Rules about "Shotgun"
(wrong answers:
Andy, he should have known better.,
Allan, He flipped the goddamn fucking car..,
Myself for letting him fucking drive it in the first place,
Allan Never Flipped My Car)
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Why did I quit World of Warcraft (the final time)?
All Answers Are Applicable
(wrong answers:
Burnout from Randoms,
General Anxiety Disorder,
I played the worst DPS class at the time, both specs,
The expansion was SHIT)
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Why don't I put physical or riddle-based puzzles in my DND games anymore?
None of my existing or past friends have any GODDAMN MOTHERFUCKING PATIENCE SO I JUST ABOUT LOST MINE WITH IT AFTER JUSTIN SOLVED MY PUZZLE WHILE I WAS EXPLAINING IT, OR SOMEONE ELSE SHOUTED OUT THE EXACT ANSWER AND I JUST ABOUT GAVE THE FUCK UP ON LIFE=
(wrong answers:
Wastes too much time,
Too simplistic,
Allan asks for "his turn",
Allan asks "Did we level" five minutes into the game.)
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Per Question 2, were it to have happened, on what day/evening was the car "flipped"?
My Mother's Birthday
(wrong answers:
My Father's Birthday,
My Parent's Anniversary, 9/11,
My Birthday, Cuz fuck me amirite?,
Halloween)
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Which of the follow breeds of dog have I NOT owned?
German Shepherd
(wrong answers:
Australian Shepherd,
Yorkshire Terrier,
Chow Chow,
Wheaten mix)